forever protesting with jimmy

When One Direction blows up in the US....

• Me: *singing What Makes You Beautiful*
• Girl: OH, that's the new song by that new band, right?
• Me: They're not new...but it's by One Direction....
• Girl: Well, they're my favorite band. Zayn is so sexy, I can't handle it. One day, I'll be Mrs. Malik
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• Me: You know he's gay, right?
• Girl: oh....really?
• Me: Yes. 100%
• Girl: Okay, then I'll just go for Liam.
• Me: Actually, they're a couple.
• Girl: What about Harry....
• Me: He's with Lou.
• Girl: Okay well that explains why I love Niall the best!
• Me: He's going to legally marry food one day.
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• Me: Have a lovely day.